12.21.2005

MISC: What are you saying when you give that gift?

via LateNight Jokes -- They say the two most popular Christmas gifts out here are cologne and Botox. What are you saying when you give that? You're wrinkled, and you also smell bad.

According to the U.S. Ambassador in Pakistan, Osama bin Laden may not be in control of al Qaeda anymore. I just hope for everybody in al Qaeda the new boss isn't some kind of American hating nut case. (that would explain all the directionless suicide bombers blowing themselves up left and right lately.)

President Bush's approval rating is on the rise. He is up 5 points this week. You know what you call that? A Christmas miracle!

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