Random Late Night Jokes

Subway crime in New York City is on the rise because a lot of people are stealing iPods. They just steal them off people when they're riding the subway. That's terrible! Imagine people stealing music from people who stole music.

  • the bride that everyone thought had been kidnapped just got cold feet and took off... Today the fiance said he still wants to get married! Somebody needs to tell this guy there are plenty of other crazy women out there.
  • Due to the price of gasoline Dominos Pizza is now charging a $1.00 fee for their deliveries. Don't worry though - your pizza will still arrive piping cold!

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