Random Dilbert Quotes

The Boss: Don't feel bad if you only got a 3% raise: I only got 2% myself.
Alice: Can we feel bad that 2% of your pay is bigger than 3% of our pay?
The Boss: Don't get all mathy on me.

The Boss: All you did this quarter is design one microchip. In comparison, I found the time to attend dozens of meetings. Now do you see what it takes to be a manager?
Dilbert: Sadly, Yes.

The Boss: Wally, I'm rating you "Good" but not because you are. Company policy says I have to fire anyone rated ower than Good, and the hiring freeze means it would shrink my empire. So you can get paid for doing nothing as long as you don't kill anyone.
Wally: I can't promise that.

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